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Fluid Negotiations by kozispoon Fluid Negotiations by kozispoon
Every week y2jenn and I spam the CEA staff with a weekly dA-related doodle just to shake things up and chuckle at the craziness of the week. We get some wacky reports and tickets that almost always inspire some comics.

FAQ #165: Do you allow images depicting bodily wastes or fluids?

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Given 2014-05-15
Fluid Negotiations by kozispoon is a hilarious and disgusting look into the lives of our beloved administration here on deviantART. ( Featured by mamiffer )
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SimonCaneplz Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  New member
"The deviantART staff reserves the right to remove any image which depicts semen, excess vaginal lubricant, feces, urine, vomit, or any other bodily waste or byproduct without warning."

if you do, then why this comic contain a woman that are about to vomit in the first section.
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kozispoon Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Student General Artist
The handy FAQs you're quoting states we look for depictions of bodily fluids. We don't remove deviations based on self-perceived intent or what a viewer fears may or may not happen. That'd be pre-crime, and if you've watched The Minority Report, we all know how well pre-crime works. Amirite? High Five 
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SimonCaneplz Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  New member
Wait what do you mean by "depictions"?
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Guyonachair Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
This exists? Thank god I've not found it.
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Faded2Indie Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015  Student Writer
Can't say I envy you at all. I've never really thought of the issue.
I simply love the expressions here. Brilliant.
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kozispoon Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  Student General Artist
I've never really thought of the issue either until it was front and center. I still can't believe this is a thing!
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:iconfaded2indie:
Faded2Indie Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  Student Writer
I'm a bit mind-boggled. Although it does make me appreciate you guys even more.

(by the way... your avatar has a rather mesmerizing effect!!)
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METALIK23 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015  Student General Artist
man that's some real crazy sh*t kozi.
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kozispoon Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015  Student General Artist
Haha, sometimes it's that as well! :lol:
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DemonFreeze Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014
It's such an ironic site, DeviantArt...but can't do anything devious L-O-fucking-L
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OmNomNomNomNomNomm Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
I can not believe I have not seen your delicious comics before! :meow:
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:iconkozispoon:
kozispoon Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Student General Artist
Get your peep on. Plenty to see! :la:
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KiwiCocktail Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh my, I certainly don't envy you and the CEA staff! You must come across some pretty disturbing things >__>
Lovely comic though, the expressions had me cracking up :giggle:
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:iconkozispoon:
kozispoon Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Student General Artist
We've seen some stuff. Stuff and things. :ninja:
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KiwiCocktail Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I hope this "stuff" doesn't scar you for life :saddummy:
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milovanf Featured By Owner Edited Jun 24, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Jesus Christ, how can somebody be so obsessed with this rubbish? :puke: It's like vore art only worse. :roll: But I doubt is there anything worse then vore. :stare:

[EDIT]:
Anyway, featured in our group:
:iconfight4justice:
fight4justice.deviantart.com/g…
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Celestial-Rainstorm Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh lord, vore. Something I recently discovered which makes me seriously wonder about people. 
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milovanf Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Yeah, why do they love that? :stare:
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BlueFlareEX Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014
It's just a cute cartoon theme, vore is depicted in many cartoons. I don't think it's hot or anything. I just find it as a unique and strange style of art.
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Celestial-Rainstorm Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I....don't know. Honestly, I don't get why people love things like vore and inflation fetishes and tickling fetishes and piss fetishes. Why? WHY?! Oh well...to each their own, I suppose. 
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milovanf Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
We will never know. :no:
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Celestial-Rainstorm Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Eck. Why do people obsess over this kind of thing? 
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:iconkozispoon:
kozispoon Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Student General Artist
The world may never know :lol:
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Celestial-Rainstorm Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*Shudder* You guys up there in the admin must have a serious backbone to deal with some of the pieces you come across. 
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ReasonTheReasonable Featured By Owner May 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
perfection nwn
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RAMWOC87 Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The ending was just perfect >w<
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lockheedp-38 Featured By Owner May 22, 2014
I don't know I look at this and say boy deviantart isn't all that deviant it's more like critiquedart in stead of deviant I mean you had to censor this comic about the stuff that the staff goes through, deviant.....art not so much.
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pulbern Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Love it! If I could censor the bodily fluids out of my job (nurses aide), my life would be a lot easier. :giggle:
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kozispoon Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Student General Artist
People should be made of spaghetti. You can't help but laugh if you get sprayed by spaghetti. :lol:
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Hidden-Traveler Featured By Owner May 19, 2014
You poor, poor people.  People complain about how you do your job, they never think of the disturbing things you have to deal with.
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kozispoon Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Student General Artist
We've seen some things. Some things and stuff.
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Armondikov Featured By Owner May 20, 2014
Now I'm kinda imagining DA moderators like this: i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/429851980…
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Just4drawing Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Now I feel really bad about the staff..Jesus...
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Shadowcuptea Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...Confused 
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Silverwolf51 Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This made my day!
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haldron Featured By Owner May 16, 2014
I miss flipping Juli's little table. :( 
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NekoHimi Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: This made me laugh so much!


does that mean that I'm not allowed to post sta.sh/0kip69nq6rv ???
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Mechanichal-Kitteh Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No u can post it its beautiful
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TiteArumi Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my... I suddenly understood one needs a ton of courage to be admin... U.u You're brave !
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kozispoon Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Student General Artist
I dunno about brave, but I've got a steely stomach, to be sure!
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BetterScarletMystery Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I did not know that, and I should, considering I usually read rules before going on sites... Hmm, at least I know now XD 
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kozispoon Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Student General Artist
And knowing is half the battle! :iconthemoreyouknowplz:
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NimbleFlourish Featured By Owner May 15, 2014
I like some blood in my art, droll is okay too espeacially for monsters.
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TabathaTreadway Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
This sounds so fun! I have a Degree in English, and would love a job as an admin. Are you open to hiring? :D
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sebaselciclon Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It sounds funny cause you aint the one having to look at those images!.

Become and admin... and you will xDDD.
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ShaozChampion Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Student Digital Artist
xDDD

wow 
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